I want a new Taylor photoshoot! Now!
Forget the books you want to write. Think only of the book you are writing.– Henry Miller (from Henry Miller on Writing)
What Julie and Kevin are doing with TVD...
Stefan: Hey guys! So, how could we make Elena dislike him enough to kiss with Damon?...we'll make him eat people.
Elena: Have you seen this film called twilight? omfg it's so good. It's about a girl who has eyesex with a vampire and a werewolf and yeh, we should totally make her do that with Damon.
Damon: EVERYTHING IS DAMON. WHAT? HE ISN'T IN THAT SCENE? YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES, YOU'RE FIRED.
Caroline: Well, who HAVEN'T we paired her with in the show. Damon, Tyler, Matt...holy shit, we haven't done Klaus yet, KLAUS IS CAROLINE'S BOYFRIEND EVERYONE.
Katherine: She'll be back, when you least expect it.
Klaus: I'LL KILL YA HOMIES EXCEPT ON BIRFDAYS, MUVAFLUBBERS.
Rebekah: Spell her name with a "K" in the middle, just to be awkward.
Matt: Wait? who's Matt? Ohhhh. Him. Well, he's not Damon or Elena so let's leave him for a little while.
Tyler: You've just found happiness with Caroline, and I am about to destroy it. Bitch.
Elijah: DON'T GIVE HIM A STORYLINE, GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.
Bonnie: We'll make her open coffins with her head. Yeah, that seems legit.
Jeremy: He isn't Damon. Let's make him leave town.
Longo on Intentional Talk. He’s so fucking YUM!
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daviddesrosiersismyspiritanimal: this is funny because he doesnt need to say that he had done something with his teeth, we can all see that when he smiles, we are not that dumb…i prefer this instead of people talking shit about him which is the top subject when it comes to talk about… Geeze, some people need to get the sticks out their asses. Jess pointed something out that bugs her and...